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    DaYeTian

    天气炎热,出门中暑,在家犯困,上班叫苦,逛街也累,于是学古人坐禅,念叨着“我自心凉,不受外在热浪也”
    忽闻响应,甚是大喜,旋即一想,疑虑顿生,此间就得务一人,何来呼应?
    顿时冷汗猝冒,忙睁眼以查实……顿时哭笑不得……
    “那是哪来的蚊虫,竟懂人语?
    忽闻虫曰:“吾乃虫之王也,非蚊虫尔”色有不悦(我怎么能看见虫子的脸色
    “虫之王?那是什么??”
    “…………还是虫!”(我倒~~~~汗流不止~~~
    “敢问虫王,是何风请的动尊驾?”
    虫王摇头道:“本以为得一知音,不想是一榆木脑袋。如有风,会如此之热乎?”
    吾顿觉失言,笑道:“也是,见笑了,那虫王来寒舍所为何事?
    “又错了,若此处为寒舍,那汝何来汗流入浆?”
    “…………”(这虫子真会抬杠,晕~
    “看你有悔过之意,也罢,佛度有缘人,既然我俩有缘,吾自当传你些事物,你有何要求?”
    “我要天下太平……
    “讲点实际的!”
    “那我要钱!!”
    “人为财死,我不能害你”(你害我吧~~~
    “……我要父母安康,家庭幸福,朋友快乐”
    “那要看个人造化……”
    “那你能做到什么???
    “我能什么不关事,关键是你能做什么?这些事原本是你们人应作的吧?”
    “我能……”我顿时语赛,是了,这些日子以来,总觉得没有什么目标,做事也没有动力,当真没有任何能做的事情,只是在一味的浪费……
    “看你有些明白了,吾此次下山原本准备飞升,闻你学佛家坐禅,心内杂念却不减,特来度汝一程,原本吾功德已及99之数,所谓过犹不及,吾不应再付汝事物,只盼此次托梦能对汝有益(我这是做梦?“废话,不是梦难道是虫子真能说话??”)。”
    见我低头自言自语,虫王又道“已到我飞升时辰,不能久留,给卿家留下吾虫族纪念,便要走了”
    “虫族纪念?那是什么?”忽然看到虫王忽的变大,冲我飞扑而来,登时大呼出生~~·!·#·#
    ……………………
    咦?这是哪?哦……是个梦啊~,忽然发觉胸前一阵麻痒……“晕,死蚊子敢咬我……”刚要下手,忽然看到蚊子看了我一眼,眼神有些深邃 (又是眼神……晕),慢慢的飞向窗口去了,当下一愣,伸手将窗口打开,放它离去,一转眼就看不到了……
    ………………
    是个梦吧?呵呵,奇怪的坐禅哈,看来这些天是睡多了……也该活动活动了,哈~

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    顺子wrote:
    谢谢你的生日祝福,一点也不晚。你写得象是剧本对白,呵呵,有点创意,继续努力,嘿嘿
    Aug. 15
    mingqing liuwrote:
    .......
    Aug. 15
    U-TURNwrote:
    我对你的崇拜之情 呢是相当!~
    Aug. 15
    旋木wrote:
    这都是你自己编的?
    果然越来越来仙了...
    Aug. 14
    small foxwrote:
    啊哈哈哈~
    阿弥陀佛~
    Aug. 14
    你入空门啦?
    Aug. 14

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